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Where you would get if you asked professionals:

A conversation therapist:
«They would like to know where the station is?»

A psychoanalyst:
«Do your dreams fairly often play in such a dark cave?»

A behavior therapist:
«Increase the right foot. Shove him to the front. Put him on. Very well, you have a candy here.»

A shape therapist:
«Hey man, let it happen, that you want to go to the station!»

A Hypnotherapeut:
«Close the eyes. Relax. Ask your subconscious whether it wants to help you with the search.»

A provocative therapist:
«I bet you will never come onto it!»

A family therapist:
«What is your secondary profit if you ask me for the way to the station? Would you like to make my acquaintance?»

A psychiatrist:
«Since when this question puts pressure on you?»

A telephone pastor:
«I don't know but we are welcome to talk about it.»

A bioenergetik therapist:
«You make sh... sh... sh... !»

A social worker:
«No idea but I takes you there fast.»

A sociologist:
«Station? Driving train? Which class?»

A neurolinguistik programmer:
«Imagine you already are in the station, you have taken which steps before?»

A benchmark analyst:
«Do you know anybody who has already solved similar logistics problems successfully? How can the procedure meaningfully be transferred to your situation?»

A presenter:
«Which solution ways have you already thought over? Write everything here to this small card.»

A priest:
«Saint Antonius, just man, help that he can find him. Amen.»

A politician:
«Unlike the opposition we always have an open ear for our citizens.»

A journalist:
«We publish her question exclusively in the next Wednesday version.»

A coach:
«If I tell you the solution, this won't remove your problem durably.»

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