What shall on soured cream the expiration date?

What happens, if himself laughed half dead two times?

Was sheep count if they want to fall asleep?

Are there coffee breaks in a tea factory?

Why does one call a man, who tells women dirty things, a sexist, while a woman, who tells men dirty things, is getting a bug per minute?

Why do kamikaze pilots carry a helmet?

Why there is Whiskas-Chicken, -Fish and -Cattle for but no Whiskas-mouse?

If a schizophrenic threatens with suicide, then this is a taking of hostages?

Is a full hard disk heavier than an empty one?

Shall be swim good for arms and legs, why fish then have no arms and legs?

Why are cigarettes sold to gas stations where smoking is forbidden anyway?

If driving a car is forbidden after one has drunk something, then why bars have parking lots?