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5 cannibals are employed as programmer in a company. At the welcoming of the cannibals the boss says to them: «You can work here now, earn good money and can go meal to this to our canteen. Therefore leave the other employees alone!»
No colleagues annoy the cannibals praised. After four weeks the boss comes back and says to them: «You work very well. We are missing a scrubwoman, do you know what has become from her?» The cannibals answer all with no and swear, have to do nothing with the thing. When the boss is gone again, the chef-cannibal asks: «Who of your monkeys has eaten the scrubwoman?» The last one reports quite abashedly behind: «I was it.» The chef-cannibal says: «You idiot, we have lived on group heads, team leaders, heads of department, project managers and controllers for four weeks, so that no-one notices something, and you twit must eat the scrubwoman!!!» The essence of the history: Some are missing - some aren't. |
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